is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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