Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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