I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
This toilet bowl is my home.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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