he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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