Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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