So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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