Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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