whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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