i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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