Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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