The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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