Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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