I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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