Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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