I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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