bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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