can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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