Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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