Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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