i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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