Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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