so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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