so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
