Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
