No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
third nipple confirmed
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dick very happy bro
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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