No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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