Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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