I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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