And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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