Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
3pm strippers are depressing
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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