U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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