You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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