the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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