You're completely useless in the revolution.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
And then he peed in my hair
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