So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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you made out with another girl for some wings
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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