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it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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