yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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