wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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