I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
should my penis look like a turkey
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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