yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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