Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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