if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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