So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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