My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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