don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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