all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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