somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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