I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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