The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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