Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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