My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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