Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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