Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
i think i just lost a toe
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