all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We're too hungover to prance.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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